What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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