- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Gus's mom

What did john say to bob Hey bob

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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