- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WILLY

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

Hitler and Jews become friends.

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