shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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