Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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Reading books

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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