- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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