What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Jesus was born and rased a jew

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What is the best joke ever? 1D

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Black people are the scum of the earth

thumb_up thumb_down -12

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

thumb_up thumb_down -14

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Knock knock

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops