- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

It's long!

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

go F*** yourself

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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