Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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black people

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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Anti Joke

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