In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

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Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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hi

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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