- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

feminists.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

whats 2+2? 4

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

cliché rebecca black joke.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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