- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

the midget went to the midget store

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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