What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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