Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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Dogs

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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woman's rights

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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