- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

my mind's eye?

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

2 Penises

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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