why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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sfdg

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nice tits.

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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Koalas mum is a slut

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why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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BIG PENIS

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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