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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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