What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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hi hi strager danger

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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