Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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(insert antijoke here

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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You.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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