Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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What?

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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Womens rights

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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