Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Whats Obama's last name?

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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Lacrosse

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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this site is funny.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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