''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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GIVE

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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