your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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What?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Anti-Joke.com Best thing since something better that preceded it.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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Womens rights

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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