lol im s0 gut at spelign at engrish N u laughd n liekd diZ funi joek XDD u most LUV LE MEMEZ n EMOtikons Lol (^-^) y u guyz so st00p1d at math Wtf???!?!? 1+1=8 i m soooo smurt hahaha I <3 warrior cats n dance 2 gangnum stail wile masturbatin 2 swagbois le raeg comicz ;3!! . And now you are dying of cancer.

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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A man wakes up in the hospital after being in a car accident. He begins to yell "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor hurries into the room to find out why the patient is yelling. The doctor then promptly explains that this was due to the crash severing his spinal cord and rendering him paraplegic for the rest of his life. The doctor after explaining this states he'll never walk again, before leaving the patient's room.

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How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Where's my tractor?

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Anti Joke

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