- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

What do you call your mom? Mom

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

womens rights

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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