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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Do you like apples? Yes