- Anti Joke

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

No because your face is really f***** up.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.