How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Not a joke.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Obama walks into a hospital....

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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