- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Make me famous

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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