- Anti Joke

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.