- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

A man makes a sandwich.

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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