Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Knock Knock Come in.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

Urban ghettos

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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