- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

I shot a bitch.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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