- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Phew... it's gone.

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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