- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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