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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

A Mormon walks into a bar.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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