How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

hey, my names mark.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

MOOOOOOOOOOO

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

Chinese men having large penis.

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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