April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

why did matt die? He had cancer

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Guess what? The Game.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

my wife came out of the kitchen....

Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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