- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

What's red, blue & green all over?

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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