What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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