- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Your mom.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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