- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This one time at band camp music was played.

woman..parallel parking

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

A black man in a country bar.

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

A women in the kitchen.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

a man walked into a bar....

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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