Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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Top ten reasons Microsoft Doors is better than Microsoft Windows. 1. Easier to open. 2. Doors do not crash... Windows does! 3. Watching pron? Your mother around? JUST SLAM THAT SHlT ON HER FACE! 4. Saves power! (Its easier to just shut and open doors) 5. Doors are a lot easier to get trough than windows. 6. When windows wishes you welcome the first time you install it, you still cant wipe your damn feet on it! 7. Its easier to surf on the internet on top of doors than on windows. 8. While Windows is easy to hack because you can try codes forever, you can just buy a good lock on your door and shut it. 9.The sun glaring on your screen trough your windows? GET MICROSOFT DOORS! 10. I dare you make one, i live doing this shit. Capcom before. And special thanks to you! Thanks for playing! Capcom now: Fuck off thats not DLC paywall! its actual downloadable only content! Just pay 45 bucks to get all colors to all characters.... ...Downloading Allcolors 10kb

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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r u smart..... or ur black

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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