So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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i like cats

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Sonic

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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A man buys free health care...

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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