Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Get in the car.

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69

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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