*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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Hi

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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black people. that is all...

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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