why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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penis haha

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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Come In!

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