Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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