- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

I got shot once it hurt a lot

A baby seal walks into a club

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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