A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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